Monday, December 31, 2007

Thunder Drawing 2

Thunder Drawing 1

Pretty As A Picture

kill your knife

Monday, September 24, 2007

We Are All DJ's

navne fra Mors

Provinsen er nådesløs. Man har et navn til man går i døden, og det er som regel et navn som andre har giver en. Her er i alfabetisk rækkefølge, et udpluk af disse navne, tegninger af dem følger...


Allan anal
Anette snu

Body finn
Boogie Niels
Bo Lund sund og rund
Brødrene Bæææ
Bettina gorger

Container joe

Dan Bol

Eivind Skriver

Fede brian
Fat Simon
Frans Fisseflækker
Fede brian
Frank gg
Frøland fedthår

Gitte Stald
Getto jan

Hoppe lene
Helle tusindpik
Henrik fnimand
Helle Hul
Hoppe Lene
Henning Møgsending
Hanne mand

Jacob Pussy wussi
Jacob Frø
John Sperm
Jan Frølår
Jesper bubs
Jacob mel


Keld Stel
Keld bøf
Kim snack
Kim ostepops
Keld Falck
kim flødebåll
Kim enøj
Kiv
Keld fad
Kristian kraller
Karsten pils
Kristina kost

Lisbeth vil-du-lege
Lars panik
Lars boomerang

Martin ost
Mummi madsen

Neger Anja
Neger Alex

Ole stur Hur

Per Byld
Preben Pepsi
Peter Tåvli
Puch Erik
Palle skid

Røde Jan
Røde anders
Røde Eigil

Søren Hørm
Svend (U)sund

Tina Lyn
Tarok
Torben (g)ris
Torben Spolehoved
Troels Royce
Tosse knud
Tommy slagtop

corporate wallpaper


Wallpaper with millions of advertising slogans in type point 5

Jagt trofæ


1,5 x, 1,5 m - akryl på mur -

Perception of Race



Perception of race
Jews are tight, sneaky, greedy, double standard bastards
Irish are drinking like mad, aggressive and are getting into fights
Gypsies are all thief's and dirty beggars
Swedish are all blond, naive, "happy go lucky'' who think they are the best in the world
Americans are all fucking stupid and do not have any self criticism at all
British are all pint drinking football hooligans and acting like idiots abroad
Africans (in general) can't work, all they are good for is dancing and playing music
Russians are all vodka drunks and dodgy hostlers
Norwegians are right wing patriotic, "know all" proud rednecks
White South Africans are all racist, gun loving, old-fashion imperialists 
French are all arrogant, snobbish people with megalomania
Italians are all corrupt wanna-be macho, suffering from a mother complex imbeciles
Australians are primitive, simple, uneducated surfer dudes
Germans are all square, anal, "by the book", uptight and without humour 
Finnish people are all quiet, numb, unsensitive stones
Turks are inhumane, torturing, brutal, chauvinistic garlic smelling pigs
Japanese are robotic sheep who are getting offended over nothing
Dutch are all liberal, drug smoking hippies
Danes think they are in balance, liberal and democratic but they are not
Chinese are rude bastards, they are all short and there are too many of them
Green landers drink way too much, all mental jealous psychos
Arabs are all terrorists, no respect for civilians or women, lazy and one minded
Thais are suckers for materialism, prostitutes, transsexuals or pimps
Mexicans are hung over, cheeky thieves
Did i leave anyone out?
It seems to me – that i am the only normal, 
loving, caring, good person on this planet!

New Bargain i English Poetry



34 digte, samlet i bogform med titlen "New Bargain i English Poetry".
alle digte er konstrueret af ialt 340 reklame slogans og pay-off's

Corporate Landscapes






Danske landskaber bygget op af reklameslogans. Der er Fire Landskaber i serien 50X70 cm stykket.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Gute Grafik Ist Gute Geschäf


Title: Gute Grafik Ist Gute Geschäft. Et værk bestående af to billeder - hver især 130 x 170 cm. Digital tryk på papir, trykt i 3 eksemplar.